That’s Pika. She didn’t ask for any of this.
Pika (our labradog above in the picture) was just chilling in the garden, doing what dogs do best — absolutely nothing of consequence — when a passing seagull decided to commit what can only be described as an aerial insult.
No warning. No provocation. Just a perfectly ordinary afternoon, suddenly upgraded to “why is the sky attacking me?”
Pika, for her part, handled it with the dignity of someone who did not sign up for wildlife-based humiliation. The seagull, meanwhile, continued its journey, presumably very pleased with itself.
Honestly, nature is broken.
Which is precisely why someone had to turn this into a game.
So I did.
It’s called PATS – Pika and the Seagulls. A completely unnecessary, mildly chaotic tribute to the ongoing conflict between one innocent dog and the local airborne menace. Click the seagulls before they get Pika. That’s it. That’s the game.
Fair warning: it does not make any more sense in interactive form. But then again, neither does a seagull airstriking a dog.